Yes, for an undisclosed sum of money, anyone with a valid driver’s license (or a chauffeur/trained ninja/bodyguard) can have their very own armored luxury SUV. The experts at Conquest Vehicles have perfected the art of turning a sports utility vehicle into a rolling fortress – complete with the option of an interior TV lift supplied by yours truly. The photos alone evoke the smell of leather and steel. The full list of available security features is quite impressive. There are the night visions cameras, armored glass, ASC Ballistic run flat system on the tires and Securilok passive anti-theft key system. Buyers are expected to supply their own armed mercenaries and full complement of RPGs. You might be wondering, what are the owners of these vehicles so afraid of? The answer: Not a damn thing.